Today India registered historic test win in Brisbane, despite most of its key players injured and not in the playing eleven. India won the series 2-1 making it the biggest news of the day.
However, the most noticeable thing that captured everyone’s attention was that India performed really bad in the first test under the captaincy of Virat Kohli but improved its performance significantly after Virat Kohli went on paternity leave. RCB wasn’t ignorant to miss this either.
If sources are to be believed, the RCB, which hasn’t won a single title despite having world’s best players, has decided to give an year long Paternity leave to Virat Kohli to end their 13 year long dry run at winning an IPL trophy.
Talking to a Fauxy reporter, RCB officials said “We tried everything and nothing worked, but now I am hopeful that this decision will finally change our fortune”