With IPL starting from September 9th, all teams have started practicing for the mega event. RCB players were seen practicing giving reasons as to why they did not reach the knockout round. Mumbai Indians umpires have also started practicing the art of giving decisions in favour of the team. The fauxy has learnt that the CSK players are practicing lifting the trophy as high as possible after winning the IPL. The players and the management are pretty sure that they will win the trophy and the tournament is just another formality. Dhoni has in fact started rehearsing the victory speech and he will deliver it soon after the team wins the trophy. The management is already in talks with all bookies and will close out the deals soon. The best bookies will be bought in an internal auction to be held by the CSK team management.
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