IPL season is upon us and this time back in India. After watching Dravid’s Deewar act and Virat winning the toss, RCB fans hoped for 3rd miracle of the day.
As the match went progressed it became evident that RCB were doing RCB stuff- Bottlejob . Tired of all of this, Virat Kohli left the field and was seen at the dugout preparing for his new job of a cheerleader. Rohit with his usual precision found a camera angle which covered his frame as RCB lost wickets.
While MI fans prepared their tweet drafts, an UFO landed at Chennai releasing an Alien. Celebrating it’s 10th anniversary at RCB and evading Americans, it plundered the hapless honeymooner and his bowling unit and took RCB to a rare win.
As the camera focussed on the bearded cheerleader away from the finger pointing captain, jubilant RCB fans demanded IPL to be cancelled amid the pandemic and trophy to be handed over to current table toppers.