With the IPL starting from September 19th, teams have started their practice sessions and RCB is the team that is practicing the hardest. RCB players are finding out new ways to rule themselves out of the IPL and save themselves from the embarrassment of not reaching the knock out round again. The fauxy has learnt that the RCB players are watching Neymar videos on loop to learn the art of faking injury. Many RCB players have reported injury after watching the videos. They were seen lying on the floor and shouting in pain after watching the videos.
The team management will request the IPL committee to withdraw their name from the IPL as they don’t have a full squad to play with. The IPL committee is finding a replacement for RCB and teams like Pune and Kochi can bid for the vacant slot. There has to be 8 teams to make the contest interesting.
